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Fined for a Fart Joke: The Drunken Citizen Convicted Under the Sedition Act

In 1798, a Newark tavern worker named Luther Baldwin made a crude remark about President John Adams and found himself arrested under the newly minted Sedition Act.

In July 1798, the United States was locked in the Quasi-War with France, prompting President John Adams to sign the controversial Alien and Sedition Acts. Intended to silence political dissent and restrict foreign influence, the Sedition Act made it a crime to speak or publish false, scandalous, and malicious statements against the federal government or the president. While the law was primarily designed to target opposition newspaper editors, its most absurd application occurred in Newark, New Jersey.

President Adams was passing through town, greeted by a 16-gun salute fired by local artillery. Luther Baldwin, a local waterman enjoying a drink at a tavern, observed the ceremonial gunfire and overheard someone remark that the artillerymen were firing at the President's rear end. Drunkenly, Baldwin replied that he did not care if they fired through his backside or hit him in the seat of his pants.

Unfortunately for Baldwin, a loyal Federalist overheard the crude comment and reported him. Baldwin and two tavern companions were promptly arrested, indicted, and tried under the Sedition Act. Baldwin was found guilty of uttering seditious words against the President, fined $150, and imprisoned until he paid the fine and court costs, highlighting the extreme overreach of early American speech suppression.

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